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Be Our Bachelor (College Humor)

Be Our Guest, bachelor style, and singing along as the ensemble is ramen: the staple of every bachelor! Nothing wrong with that!

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cheriefatale:

Guess I’ll make ramen.

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I love cappuccino with a little mocha!

I love cappuccino with a little mocha!

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You. are. my. hero. 
Rest in piece, Severus. 

You. are. my. hero. 

Rest in piece, Severus. 

That’s a Tres Leches Cake. Not three leeches, its 3 milks! With whole milk, condensed milk, and evaporated milk, it is the epitome of the Spanish dessert…well, next to the famous flan! It’s basically…how can I describe it? It’s as if an angel took a cloud from heaven, and he/she combined it with all the most ambrosial plasma that only can be savored by the high and mighty and DROPPED it into the wondrous world of South America. I wish I could share, ahha.

That’s a Tres Leches Cake. Not three leeches, its 3 milks! With whole milk, condensed milk, and evaporated milk, it is the epitome of the Spanish dessert…well, next to the famous flan! It’s basically…how can I describe it? It’s as if an angel took a cloud from heaven, and he/she combined it with all the most ambrosial plasma that only can be savored by the high and mighty and DROPPED it into the wondrous world of South America. I wish I could share, ahha.

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Oh my god, I totally did it…As the official nerd I am, I got my Harry Potter costume without spending a penny. Well, maybe just the unshiny ones. I do dislike those little buggers. Robe, wand, tie, sweater, shoes, socks, the whole ordeal! To be honest, I am still missing one thing…THE SCARF! I’m making it by hand, forget commercialism. Got it cooking in the stove now. Martha Stewart Cooking up my Scarf

See that? Maybe I’ll end up looking like her! Godspeed, Martha Stewart, Godspeed.

Look! I joined the dark side! I’ve never blogged before, but before Edison, there were no lightbulbs, so it doesn’t hurt to try!

Look! I joined the dark side! I’ve never blogged before, but before Edison, there were no lightbulbs, so it doesn’t hurt to try!